It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords)
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
how to prepare for exams: cry
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
(Source: ppowermuffgirls)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
college
PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR SAYING “NOON-THIRTY” AND “MIDNIGHT THIRTY” WTF.
(Source: gamzeemakarababy)
